"Nuncrackers is immensely entertaining.
It doesn't get any better!" --CBS News

Nuncrackers: The Nunsense Christmas Musical

is the first "TV Special" taped by the sisters in their convent basement studio for Cable Access. It stars the nuns you love plus Father Virgil and some of Mt. Saint Helen's most talented students. It features all new songs including: Twelve Days Prior to Christmas, Santa Ain't Comin' To Our House, We Three Kings of Orient Are Us, and It's Better to Give Than To Receive. This show is filled with "Nunsense" humor, some of your favorite carols, a "Secret Santa," and an uproarious take on Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Ballet. Nuncrackers will make you laugh and maybe tug at your heartstrings. It's the perfect way to insure your holiday season is merry and bright.

Act I

Christmas Time is Nunsense Time   Cast
Santa's Little Teapot   The Kids
Twelve Days Prior to Christmas   Sr. Mary Annette & Cast
The Christmas Box   Fr. Virgil
Santa Ain't Comin' to Our House   Sr. Amnesia & Cast
A Carnival Christmas   Rev. Mother

Act II

Three Hundred Sixty-Four Days   Srs. Hubert, Robert Anne, Amnesia & Rev. Mother
In The Convent   Cast
The Three Kings   Srs. Hubert, Robert Anne & Amnesia
All I Want for Christmas   Sr. Robert Anne
A Christmas Carol   Cast & Kids
It's Better to Give   Sr. Hubert & Cast
Reprise: Christmas Time is Nunsense Time   Cast & Kids